Katherine Knight tried to strangle her first
husband to death on their wedding night for daring to only have sex with her
three times before falling asleep. When he finally left her, Knight took their
infant daughter and dropped her on a stretch of nearby train tracks, then rampaged through town threatening random strangers
with an ax.
She
later went on another rampage, slashing a
woman's face and forcing her to drive to a service station, where Knight took a
little boy hostage until the police arrived and beat her into submission with
brooms, because law enforcement in Australia is apparently hilarious. None of
this is the crazy part of her story.
Knight
eventually met a father of three named John Price and they moved in together,
despite the fact that Price was well aware of her explosive fits of
inexplicable slobbering Looney Tunes rage. Price wound up kicking her out and
filed a restraining order against her, telling his co-workers that if he ever
failed to show up for work, she had probably killed him. He then gallantly
allowed Katherine Knight had a well-documented
history of clownfuck lunacy, beginning when she tried to strangle her first
husband to death on their wedding night for daring to only have sex with her
three times before falling asleep. When he finally left her, Knight took their
infant daughter and dropped her on a stretch of nearby train tracks (the baby
was rescued by a hobo), then rampaged through town threatening random strangers
with an ax.
She
later went on another rampage, slashing a
woman's face and forcing her to drive to a service station, where Knight took a
little boy hostage until the police arrived and beat her into submission with
brooms, because law enforcement in Australia is apparently hilarious. None of
this is the crazy part of her story.
Knight then eventually met a father of three named John Price and they moved in together,
despite the fact that Price was well aware of her explosive fits of
inexplicable slobbering Looney Tunes rage. Price wound up kicking her out and
filed a restraining order against her, telling his co-workers that if he ever
failed to show up for work, she had probably killed him. He then gallantly
allowed Knight back into his house for sex and fell asleep beside her, which
suggests that Price perhaps didn't completely understand how restraining orders
are supposed to work. Knight underscored this error by stabbing Price 37 times.
When Price didn't show up for work the next day, his co-workers called the
police, who showed up at Price's house to discover his skinned, headless body lying on the
living room floor.
Knight
had draped his skin, completely intact in a single piece, over an S hook in a
doorway like a vanity curtain in Leather face's house. Price's head was boiling
in a pot on the stove, and pieces of his butt had been
pan-fried with vegetables and gravy and plated up on the table in
two place settings with name tags indicating that they were meant for Price's
adult children (although the kids weren't expected, so she probably should have
covered the plates with tinfoil).
Knight
pleaded guilty and was sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of
parole her file literally bears the words "NEVER TO BE RELEASED,"
like a super villain in a subterranean vault.
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